not on my bubble burst bingo card - yet suddenly extremely plausible. absolutely wild.

Jensen was conducting an AI safety master plan all along.

1. Make the entire AI economy dependent on Nvidia’s stock price

2. Have an affair with a Chinese spy

3. Resign, tanking Nvidia’s stock price because you have no successor

4. The AI investment bubble implodes, slowing down the datacenter buildouts and lengthening timelines to AGI by a decade

thank you jensen I never should have doubted you